Came naked to your bed, so when are you going to start fucking me? 🤨

Diane, what are you doing down south? It's New Year's Eve and we're looking forward to a new year

I'm a hotel receptionist, I solve all problems with my pussy

That's awesome, he's blackmailing me for sex, or I wouldn't give it to him as a sister!

I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Bro, are you jerking off on me? Be a man and fuck me already